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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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Country Fame Place
I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Answer Children Hands Old Phone Yourself
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Old People Right Yourself
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Angry Himself Mindset People Position
Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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Conquer Performance Street Venue
I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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