Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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