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A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that’s pretty much what you’re supposed to do with jokes. You’re not supposed to take it any further than that.

Dave Attell

When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
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Country Kids Pardon People
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I’ll tell you ladies: it’s amazing.
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Baby Cousin Funny
The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out at any moment. “Hello. Did you know Hitler was ticklish? That sea otters have four nipples? Wait – don’t run away!”
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Discovery Funny Running
I’m a joke comic. I tell jokes.
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Comic Jokes Tell
I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.
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Lot Soundtracks Stuff
Jesse Joyce is a great writer.
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Great Writers Joyce
I don’t think I’m a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
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Celebrity Stars Thinking
Being on the road is kind of lonely.
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Being Kind Lonely Road
I’m a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it’s what I’ve been doing and it’s what I’m going to keep doing.
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Besides Comedy Comic Doing Plus
A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that’s pretty much what you’re supposed to do with jokes. You’re not supposed to take it any further than that.
DAVE ATTELL

Laughing Mean People
Everyone was laughin’. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind.
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Everyone Funny Humor Laughter
Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don’t you? “Damn I got to get the hell out of here!” “What was I thinking!”
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Both Funny Humor Murder Sex
My day jobs… I knew I was bad at those, so I didn’t really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.
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Comedy Confidence Jobs Thinking
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that’s about it.
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Computer Facebook Kids More Thinking Want
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
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Loce Stuff Television
I’m not the comic of the generation, I’m not even the funniest guy in my family.
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Family Generations Guy

A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that’s pretty much what you’re supposed to do with jokes. You’re not supposed to take it any further than that.

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A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that’s pretty much what you’re supposed to do with jokes. You’re not supposed to take it any further than that.

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