I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless you want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I’ll run for president.
DARREN CRISSI know. I’m Darren. I don’t know what I’m doing here.
More Darren Criss Quotes
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Me and my good friends from college would do random shows and plays that were sometimes serious, but most of the time really goofy and funny.
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Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’
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I’m super annoying, I’m the kind of guy that if there’s no recycling bins around I hoard plastic bottles, put them in my bag and I bring them home. If I can afford it I want to put solar panels in.
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My biggest fear? My biggest fear would be turning into an inanimate object.
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Hope for everything, expect nothing.
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I mean, come on, Beyonce’s the queen of pop music. She’s the queen. If you could run for queen… I would put her name in the suggestion box. She’s incredible.
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All my aunts in the Phillipines, they look at me and say ‘Darreeeeeen! You so thin! Eat!’
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I don’t take breaks, man, I’m always doing something.
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I don’t shave when I’m not working.
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It’s been a secret too long, but I’m actually a straight male.
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When you’re an artist, you have to hope for everything and expect nothing.
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I’m in a real minority as far as having really supportive parents in regards to the arts. They never batted an eye as far as not letting me do that stuff. That’s invaluable. I can’t believe how unabashedly supportive they were about everything, between music and acting.
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For me, I think everybody with half a heart tries to do their best to do their part of good during the holiday season.
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My name’s Darren. I’m a musician, part time idiot. That’s a full time job actually.
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Guys I’m kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that’s all just me being myself.
DARREN CRISS