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My name’s Darren. I’m a musician, part time idiot. That’s a full time job actually.

Darren Criss

I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless you want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I’ll run for president.
DARREN CRISS

President Running United States
Hope for everything, expect nothing.
DARREN CRISS

Expectations Hope Motivational
I’m super annoying, I’m the kind of guy that if there’s no recycling bins around I hoard plastic bottles, put them in my bag and I bring them home. If I can afford it I want to put solar panels in.
DARREN CRISS

Bags Guy Home
Please don’t kill me, I’m nice.
DARREN CRISS

Kill Me Nice Please
As a composer and as a musician I’m a true believer – and this is not to be overly diplomatic – I’m a believer that there’s artistry in everything from a lawn gnome to a desk chair to a symphony to an Andy Warhol painting. There’s art in absolutely everything.
DARREN CRISS

Art Musician Symphony
No one’s tried to stab me. That’s cool. I enjoy not being stabbed.
DARREN CRISS

Cool Enjoy Stab
I want people to know that there is nothing more badass than being yourself.
DARREN CRISS

Badass Being People Yourself
I don’t shave when I’m not working.
DARREN CRISS

Country Shave Working
I’ve always been the annoying kid who sang.
DARREN CRISS

Always Annoying Kids Sing
It’s been a secret too long, but I’m actually a straight male.
DARREN CRISS

Long Males Secret Straight
My name’s Darren. I’m a musician, part time idiot. That’s a full time job actually.
DARREN CRISS

Jobs Musician Names
Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole.
DARREN CRISS

Likes Nice People
I’m always just waiting for someone to cut me off; I’m a chatty guy.
DARREN CRISS

Cutting Guy Waiting
I just hope I can continue to do work that matters to me, I’m not interested in being any kind of superstar or anything I’m not. I’m just a dude who got lucky and an artist who cares about the work that I do.
DARREN CRISS

Artist Cares Hope Lucky
The first time you do anything, people always take a minute to try to figure it out, but once you witness it in person, the word starts to spread and it gains momentum year after year.
DARREN CRISS

People Trying Years
I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.
DARREN CRISS

Mean Someday Theater

My name’s Darren. I’m a musician, part time idiot. That’s a full time job actually.

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