I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.
DARREN CRISSMy biggest fear? My biggest fear would be turning into an inanimate object.
More Darren Criss Quotes
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I’ve always been the annoying kid who sang.
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What can you expect from me in the next five years? Well… I’ll get older
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Please don’t kill me, I’m nice.
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I mean, come on, Beyonce’s the queen of pop music. She’s the queen. If you could run for queen… I would put her name in the suggestion box. She’s incredible.
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I’ve always loved fairytales, and I’ve loved the concept of, um, some of the best parts of a lot of stories are the beginning.
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I’m this goofball. I look at myself in the mirror, and the person that I know doesn’t match up to what I think people love to perceive me as.
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As a musician, I hear the harmonic value of everything – I just enjoy music.
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No one’s tried to stab me. That’s cool. I enjoy not being stabbed.
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Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole.
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I’m always just waiting for someone to cut me off; I’m a chatty guy.
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No matter what, I will always prefer a live performance. Whether it be a play or a musical, or playing music live.
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I’m ambitious in the sense that I raise the bar high for myself.
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I don’t shave when I’m not working.
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I’m super annoying, I’m the kind of guy that if there’s no recycling bins around I hoard plastic bottles, put them in my bag and I bring them home. If I can afford it I want to put solar panels in.
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All my aunts in the Phillipines, they look at me and say ‘Darreeeeeen! You so thin! Eat!’
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