Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’
DARREN CRISSI mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.
More Darren Criss Quotes
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After gaining the incredible platform from ‘Glee,’ it wasn’t so much of a decision to get involved as it was an opportunity to take part. I’ll be honest, I’m not so much into the idea of one cause being more important than another; however.
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I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If I like it, I don’t feel guilty about it
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Please don’t kill me, I’m nice.
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I always shoot for the moon in my work, so that I’m happy when I land on the roof.
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I’ve always loved fairytales, and I’ve loved the concept of, um, some of the best parts of a lot of stories are the beginning.
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For me, I think everybody with half a heart tries to do their best to do their part of good during the holiday season.
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I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless you want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I’ll run for president.
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I’m ambitious in the sense that I raise the bar high for myself.
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What can you expect from me in the next five years? Well… I’ll get older
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I’m this goofball. I look at myself in the mirror, and the person that I know doesn’t match up to what I think people love to perceive me as.
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No one’s tried to stab me. That’s cool. I enjoy not being stabbed.
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It’s been a secret too long, but I’m actually a straight male.
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The first time you do anything, people always take a minute to try to figure it out, but once you witness it in person, the word starts to spread and it gains momentum year after year.
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Me and my good friends from college would do random shows and plays that were sometimes serious, but most of the time really goofy and funny.
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When you’re an artist, you have to hope for everything and expect nothing.
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