All my aunts in the Phillipines, they look at me and say ‘Darreeeeeen! You so thin! Eat!’
DARREN CRISSSometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’
More Darren Criss Quotes
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I know. I’m Darren. I don’t know what I’m doing here.
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I mean, come on, Beyonce’s the queen of pop music. She’s the queen. If you could run for queen… I would put her name in the suggestion box. She’s incredible.
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Please don’t kill me, I’m nice.
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Hope for everything, expect nothing.
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As a composer and as a musician I’m a true believer – and this is not to be overly diplomatic – I’m a believer that there’s artistry in everything from a lawn gnome to a desk chair to a symphony to an Andy Warhol painting. There’s art in absolutely everything.
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I always shoot for the moon in my work, so that I’m happy when I land on the roof.
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My biggest fear? My biggest fear would be turning into an inanimate object.
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Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’
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When you’re an artist, you have to hope for everything and expect nothing.
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As a musician, I hear the harmonic value of everything – I just enjoy music.
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I’m this goofball. I look at myself in the mirror, and the person that I know doesn’t match up to what I think people love to perceive me as.
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I’m super annoying, I’m the kind of guy that if there’s no recycling bins around I hoard plastic bottles, put them in my bag and I bring them home. If I can afford it I want to put solar panels in.
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I’ve always been the annoying kid who sang.
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I don’t shave when I’m not working.
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What can you expect from me in the next five years? Well… I’ll get older
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