I don’t think it’s possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENSSo there’s nothing more vulgar than the sound of someone saying, God Bless America, someone who doesn’t really believe it, but he thinks it will make him look good to other people. I think it’s the most nauseating spectacle.
More Christopher Hitchens Quotes
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Today I want to puke when I hear the word ‘radical’ applied so slothfully and stupidly to Islamist murderers; the most plainly reactionary people in the world.
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Human beings are pattern-seeking animals who will prefer even a bad theory or a conspiracy theory to no theory at all.
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The gods that we’ve made are exactly the gods you’d expect to be made by a species that’s about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee.
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It’s called faith because it’s not knowledge.
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I leave it to the faithful to burn each other’s churches and mosques and synagogues, which they can be always relied upon to do.
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Well, to the people who pray for me to not only have an agonising death, but then be reborn to have an agonising and horrible eternal life of torture, I say, ‘Well, good on you. See you there.’
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Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.
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I have no time to waste on this planet being told what to do by those who think that God has given them instructions.
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Religion is poison because it asks us to give up our most precious faculty, which is that of reason, and to believe things without evidence. It then asks us to respect this, which it calls faith.
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I am absolutely convinced that religion is the main source of hatred in this world.
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Religion is man-made. Even the men who made it cannot agree on what their prophets or redeemers or gurus actually said or did.
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Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife.
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Those who are determined to be ‘offended’ will discover a provocation somewhere. We cannot possibly adjust enough to please the fanatics, and it is degrading to make the attempt.
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Why do humans exist? A major part of the answer: because Pikaia Gracilens survived the Burgess decimation.
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The man who prays is the one who thinks that god has arranged matters all wrong, but who also thinks that he can instruct god how to put them right.
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The noble title of “dissident” must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement.
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The true essence of a dictatorship is in fact not its regularity but its unpredictability and caprice; those who live under it must never be able to relax, must never be quite sure if they have followed the rules correctly or not.
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If religious instruction were not allowed until the child had attained the age of reason, we would be living in a quite different world.
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Religion makes kind people say unkind things: “I must prove my faith, so mutilate the genitals of my children.” They wouldn’t do that if God didn’t tell them to do so.
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I burned the candle at both ends and it often gave a lovely light.
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I sympathize afresh with the mighty Voltaire who, when badgered on his deathbed and urged to renounce the devil, murmured that this was no time to be making enemies.
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Everything about Christianity is contained in the pathetic image of ‘the flock.
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Some people say that without God, people would give themselves permission to do anything. [Yet] only with God, only with the view that God’s on your side, can people give themselves permission to do things that otherwise would be called satanic.
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The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.
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Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.
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Endless praise and adoration, limitless abnegation and abjection of self; a celestial North Korea.
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