This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
CHELSIE DIANEMy entire life I’ve waited for a man to teach the world how to treat me and if he’d step in and convince them all.
More Chelsie Diane Quotes
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I call you to say we have no other choice but to date for a year go our separate ways and cheat on whoever we marry forever.
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I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
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You’re rolling me in coffee hands I’m u-turn smoked rubber coming back- oh I’m spent, ask on the still.
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I took the bobblehead of him off his refrigerator and kissed it.
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When I was six I fell on a broken window. Once I realized no one was coming I stopped screaming and pulled the shard from my middle. This is life for some of us. This has been life for me.
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Ancient shamans asked the sick one question only when did you stop singing?
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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Go fuck yourself.
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You can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
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One tornado I lived through got the house.
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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Good morning. The sun is 93 million miles away her light takes 8 minutes to find you each day. You are on purpose.
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My entire life I’ve waited for a man to teach the world how to treat me and if he’d step in and convince them all.
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Beautiful creature its time to forgive yourself you were surviving.
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The argentinian kisses me on a beach in tulum.
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