My entire life I’ve waited for a man to teach the world how to treat me and if he’d step in and convince them all.
CHELSIE DIANEGod is a woman and like every woman has millions of years of men speaking for her.
More Chelsie Diane Quotes
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Ancient shamans asked the sick one question only when did you stop singing?
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Oh the salt water I had to sweat to realize there was an ocean inside of me.
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Hour 36 of labor. I pull at god’s necktie dig a hole at the hospital floor.
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I found my old diary tonight. A brokenness I had forgotten pen pressured so deep it punctured page. I ran my fingers over my words and there inside ridges black I found a little girl desperate for someone to save her, desperate for the very woman I have become.
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A twenty three year old hits on me in a coffee shop in venice, and I ask him if father is single.
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I want you as a lemon the waiter brings on a tiny white plate. I want him to watch while I squeeze you into my mouth and swallow the rind.
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The day my children move out is years I can count on two hands I have them half this time years I count on one.
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
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The argentinian kisses me on a beach in tulum.
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I call you to say we have no other choice but to date for a year go our separate ways and cheat on whoever we marry forever.
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When I was six I fell on a broken window. Once I realized no one was coming I stopped screaming and pulled the shard from my middle. This is life for some of us. This has been life for me.
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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God is a woman and like every woman has millions of years of men speaking for her.
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