I want you as a lemon the waiter brings on a tiny white plate. I want him to watch while I squeeze you into my mouth and swallow the rind.
CHELSIE DIANEThe day my children move out is years I can count on two hands I have them half this time years I count on one.
More Chelsie Diane Quotes
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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May my children never read this.
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The uncharted territory of the western amazon is called the mother of god.
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I call you to say we have no other choice but to date for a year go our separate ways and cheat on whoever we marry forever.
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This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
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I play with the nativity and tell mary she looks good in that color blue.
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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One tornado I lived through got the house.
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Go fuck yourself.
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I should now admit I once made a fake account just to talk to you once more.
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I will not believe It’s less holy to be human. I will not bow my head. I will not close my eyes to god.
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You can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
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Everything great I’ve done I did not think to do so.
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I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
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If your mother does not love you well or is no longer here to love you well, may you feel worthy enough to open to the thousand tiny ways the spirit of mother longs to love you today.
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