Go fuck yourself.
CHELSIE DIANEA twenty three year old hits on me in a coffee shop in venice, and I ask him if father is single.
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My entire life I’ve waited for a man to teach the world how to treat me and if he’d step in and convince them all.
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The uncharted territory of the western amazon is called the mother of god.
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I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
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Don’t get too used to being alone.
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This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
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It finally happened like I thought it might I run into you.
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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When I was six I fell on a broken window. Once I realized no one was coming I stopped screaming and pulled the shard from my middle. This is life for some of us. This has been life for me.
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Beautiful creature its time to forgive yourself you were surviving.
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You can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
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I took the bobblehead of him off his refrigerator and kissed it.
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God is a woman and like every woman has millions of years of men speaking for her.
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Hour 36 of labor. I pull at god’s necktie dig a hole at the hospital floor.
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May my children never read this.
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