You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week, that’s just stupid.
CHARLES BARKLEYI remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
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You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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I don’t think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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