Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELTwo hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELThere comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
CASEY STENGELYou got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
CASEY STENGELYou have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
CASEY STENGELSure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
CASEY STENGELThe Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
CASEY STENGELAll blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELThe key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
CASEY STENGELI’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGELYou gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGEL