When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
CASEY STENGELThere comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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