You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
CASEY STENGELNever make predictions, especially about the future.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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