If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELNever make predictions, especially about the future.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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