They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELNever make predictions, especially about the future.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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