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No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it’s something really spectacular, don’t tweet me your breakfast, I don’t care.

Busy Philipps

For me, coming to work and laughing is so much more preferable than coming to work and having to cry over a corpse or something. That’s a drag.
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Cry Drag Laughing
I’m actually incapable of lying. I’m like a parody of a person who can’t lie.
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Lying Parody Persons
I was always a very quirky kid. I remember very early like fourth or fifth grade doing pratfalls to make my friends laugh, like falling on the ground on the playground and doing like bits and characters.
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Character Fall Kids
I just like working with people that I respect and think are really funny.
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Funny People Thinking
Sometimes that happens when people don’t really know how long they’re going to have to stretch their story out for.
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Long People Stories
Also, this is what a pregnant Busy Philipps does in her free time, I’m taking master fondant cake decorating class with Anna from ‘Ace of Cakes’ at Duff’s Charm City Cakes. It’s, like, 4 three-hour classes.
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Cake Cities Class
It’s so hard to find the time. I only have one kid and it’s hard with one kid. I can’t imagine people who have more than that.
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Imagine Kids People
I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get.
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Nervous Noses Sometimes
Every episode has a purpose to move the story forward.
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Moving Purpose Stories
Yes, I’m having a baby. I think it’s so hard as a woman to give yourself a break. It’s great to be healthy but you have to set a good example for your kids and know that it’s not about a number on a scale but how you feel.
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Baby Kids Thinking
Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors.
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Actors Comedians Television
I’ve always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
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Cutting Kids People
I never underestimate the power of hot rollers for your hair and eyelash curlers for your eyelashes.
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Eyelashes Hair Hot
I think every job that you do gives you the opportunity to learn something new. As hokey as that sounds, that’s why I have a problem saying no to my friends. That’s why I do so many random comedy shows.
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Jobs Opportunity Thinking
Your first pregnancy you have nothing to do except sleep and take care of yourself and go to prenatal yoga or whatever. Now I have a full-time job, I have a four-year-old, I’ve got a life that is demanding my attention, so I’ve gone to prenatal yoga once. It’s such a bummer.
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Jobs Pregnancy Yoga
I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don’t even really watch their TV anymore.
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People Television Watches

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