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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Bruce Willis

It doesn’t matter how many people I’ve killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
BRUCE WILLIS

Alive Kill Myself People
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
BRUCE WILLIS

Experience Hands Open Ourselves
I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.
BRUCE WILLIS

Action Believe Justice People Responsible
If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they’ve seen, then I question your judgment.
BRUCE WILLIS

Commitment Crime Question Thinking Yourself
Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.
BRUCE WILLIS

God Hairs Human Loss Myself
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
BRUCE WILLIS

Dinner Feeling Myself
They hear you own up, and they learn to own up.
BRUCE WILLIS

Hear Learning Yourself
I would say, ‘I’m alone, but I’m not lonely.’ But I was just kidding myself.
BRUCE WILLIS

Alone Lonely Myself
They look right. And you move left.
BRUCE WILLIS

Direction Move Right Sight Yourself
No one predicts the future. No one tries to.
BRUCE WILLIS

Future Oneself Prediction Try
I think that the “what if” game is what you guys get to do. I don’t have to do that. I hate the “what if” game. I’m such a believer in everything happening the way it’s supposed to happen.
BRUCE WILLIS

Believe Game Hate Myself Thinking Way
There’s a long history of all kinds of cop films… But all these films are really about the same thing: the good guys triumphing over the bad guys.
BRUCE WILLIS

Bad Goodness History Kind Movie Success Triumph
I hate government. I’m apolitical. Write that down. I’m not a Republican.
BRUCE WILLIS

Government Hate Myself Politics Writing
There is nothing better than strolling down the beach the way God made you.
BRUCE WILLIS

Beach Better Feeling God Yourself
Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.
BRUCE WILLIS

Adoption Care Children Day Fall Hero Time
I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.
BRUCE WILLIS

Date Kind Myself Person Relationship

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