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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Bruce Willis

I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don’t wear makeup in real life. It’s just part of the gig, that’s all.
BRUCE WILLIS

Life Make Up Movie Myself Reality
Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor’s mouth lately?
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Actor Heard Talk Word Yourself
I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.
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Action Believe Justice People Responsible
I think that the “what if” game is what you guys get to do. I don’t have to do that. I hate the “what if” game. I’m such a believer in everything happening the way it’s supposed to happen.
BRUCE WILLIS

Believe Game Hate Myself Thinking Way
Balding if God’s way of showing you are only human… He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
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Age Funny God Hairs Human Show Yourself
My friends are always honest with me about films. But I really wanted to talk to regular people and kind of have a forum to interact with them; not just about films, but about everything.
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Friendship Honesty Interact Movie Myself People
I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.
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Date Kind Myself Person Relationship
Die Hard 2 was okay. It was a little outside the template but it was okay, a hard movie to make technically. Did well at the box office. Successful.
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Death Hard Movie Success Technical Template
I’m staggered by the question of what it’s like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am.
BRUCE WILLIS

Myself Question Reminder
If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.
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Challenge Choice Comedy Entertainment Myself Reward Time
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
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Experience Hands Open Ourselves
At 25, you’ve got millions of brain cells to kill.
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Age Head Kill Time Yourself
Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.
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Art Combination Element Imitation Life Weird
If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.
BRUCE WILLIS

Catch Himself Time
I haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party.
BRUCE WILLIS

Dress Man Myself Woman
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
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Head Laughter Morning Myself Wake Up

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

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