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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Bruce Willis

There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I’m not as well-known as I am here. I’m a pretty big star, folks – I don’t have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say.
BRUCE WILLIS

Country Myself Stardom Thinking World
I always question whether it’s the right time for anything I do.
BRUCE WILLIS

Action Myself Question Right Time
At 25, you’ve got millions of brain cells to kill.
BRUCE WILLIS

Age Head Kill Time Yourself
Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor’s mouth lately?
BRUCE WILLIS

Actor Heard Talk Word Yourself
Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.
BRUCE WILLIS

Age Heart Known Old Yourself
I hate government. I’m apolitical. Write that down. I’m not a Republican.
BRUCE WILLIS

Government Hate Myself Politics Writing
Everybody understands that acting is a really difficult job. It’s hard work. You’ve got to get dressed up, you’ve got to hang around with beautiful women. It’s difficult. It’s a problem.
BRUCE WILLIS

Act Beautiful Difficult Myself Problem Understand
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
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Myself Sister Small Terrorism
Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.
BRUCE WILLIS

Art Combination Element Imitation Life Weird
Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it’s time to stop singing.
BRUCE WILLIS

Movie Myself Singing Stop Terrific Time
I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.
BRUCE WILLIS

Date Kind Myself Person Relationship
If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they’ve seen, then I question your judgment.
BRUCE WILLIS

Commitment Crime Question Thinking Yourself
If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.
BRUCE WILLIS

Catch Himself Time
You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.
BRUCE WILLIS

Judgment Kind Movie Old Phone
I’m really just a regular guy who has had an incredibly blessed life.
BRUCE WILLIS

Blessing Life Myself Regular
My favorite job is being a father. I have four girls now. They’re a captive audience.
BRUCE WILLIS

Audience Father Favorite Job Myself

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

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