Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
BRUCE WILLISNine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
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There is nothing better than strolling down the beach the way God made you.
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Your kids need your love and attention, and being able to devote myself to them is very fulfilling. As I get older, spending time with my daughters makes things much easier. You learn to put your ego aside.
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Everyone has a right to bear arms. If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who have guns are the bad guys.
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My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
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I think that the “what if” game is what you guys get to do. I don’t have to do that. I hate the “what if” game. I’m such a believer in everything happening the way it’s supposed to happen.
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Balding if God’s way of showing you are only human… He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
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They look right. And you move left.
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I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.
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Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
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I hate government. I’m apolitical. Write that down. I’m not a Republican.
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I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.
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There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I’m not as well-known as I am here. I’m a pretty big star, folks – I don’t have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say.
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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
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I’m staggered by the question of what it’s like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am.
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No one predicts the future. No one tries to.
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