I’m convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.
BRANDON SANDERSONYes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it’s inconvenient for you.
More Brandon Sanderson Quotes
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Entropy shakes its angry fist at you for being clever enough to organize the world. (p 2)
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Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.
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Remember that your job as a practicing writer is to remember it’s never going to be perfect on your first pass.
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Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.” Kelsier: Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In fact.
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You’re a sword not a palm tree
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What was that?” Galladon demanded. “I think I just destroyed the biology section” Raoden replied with wonder.
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Eternity ended ten years ago.
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Well Vin says that there’s something behind all this, right? Some evil force of doom or whatever? Well, if I were said force of doom, then I certainly wouldn’t have used my powers to turn the land black. It just lacks flair. Red. Now, that would be an interesting color.
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Anyway, if there’s a lesson to be learned, it’s this: great success often depends on being able to distinguish between the impossible and the improbable. Or, in easier terms, distinguishing between Popsicles and insanity. Any questions?
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Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.
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I’m just good at ignoring the fact that I’m terrified. If I ever realize how scared I am, you’ll probably find me trying to hide under those cobblestones over there.
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I consider myself to be a man of principle. But, what man does not? Even the cutthroat, I have noticed, considers his actions “moral” after a fashion.
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It’s all right Wayne,” Waxillium said softly. “I’ve made a promise. I told Lord Harms I’d return Steris to him. And I will. That is that.” “Then I will remain and help,” Marasi said. “That is that.” “And I could really use some food,” Wayne added. “Fat is fat.
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If I should die,” Dalinar said, “then I would do so having lived my life right. It is not the destination that matters, but how one arrives there.” “The Codes?” “No. The Way of Kings.” “That storming book.
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I killed you once”, the Lord Ruler said, turning back to Kelsier. “You tried”, Kelsier replied, his voice loud and firm, carrying across the square. “But you can’t kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that thing you’ve never been able to kill no matter how hard you try. I am hope.
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