What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
BRANDON MULLWhat you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
BRANDON MULLDrake. He liked dangerous pies.” “Why did he join you?” “Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?” “Focus. Why did he join you?” “Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I’m getting a headache.” p. 432
BRANDON MULLThen I’m going?” Kendra asked. The adults in the room exchanged tacit glances before nodding. Then we only have one more problem left to discuss,” Seth said. Everyone turned to him. How do I get invited
BRANDON MULLThen she imagined Hal giving a rousing eulogy at her funeral explaining how Kendra’s death was a beautiful sacrifice allowing the noble zombies to live on delighting future generations by mindlessly trying to eat them. With her luck it could totally happen.
BRANDON MULLMaking mistakes is part of learning to choose well. No way around it. Choices are thrust upon us, and we don’t always get things right.
BRANDON MULLSome imagine the difference between heaven and hell to be a matter of geography. Not so. The difference is much more evident in the individuals who dwell there.
BRANDON MULLEveryone should get to clobber a princess at least once,” Jason said.
BRANDON MULLWhat’ll you do if you can’t find a way to cure him?” Seth asked. Dale paused. “I’ll never know that day has come, because I’ll never stop trying.
BRANDON MULLOne eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception.
BRANDON MULLThe only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
BRANDON MULLThe love of reading can be contagious.
BRANDON MULLI wanted to keep others from wasting their time pursuing the Word. And I couldn’t ditch Rachel.” Galloran smiled. “Truly, you are possessed by that species of madness that begets heroism.
BRANDON MULLDo not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please.
BRANDON MULLMy dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don’t deserve it.
BRANDON MULLAn occasional foray into negative emotions makes feeling normal that much sweeter.
BRANDON MULLShe refused to think of Neil, brave and quiet, whose reward for a heroic rescue was to be slowly devoured by strange cave balloons.
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