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In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you.

Brandon Mull

I’ll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly — Grandma Ruth
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Grandma Reading
The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
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Jealous Riding Song
Jason decided not to add that the best way to get him to focus on something was to tell him not to think about it.
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Focus Jason Thinking
He’s stubborn,” Tux warned in a singsong tone. “Stay out of this,” Mark spat. “And touchy,” Tux added.
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Spats Stubborn Tone
Then she imagined Hal giving a rousing eulogy at her funeral explaining how Kendra’s death was a beautiful sacrifice allowing the noble zombies to live on delighting future generations by mindlessly trying to eat them. With her luck it could totally happen.
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Allow Beautiful Explaining Generation Mindlessly
Drake. He liked dangerous pies.” “Why did he join you?” “Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?” “Focus. Why did he join you?” “Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I’m getting a headache.” p. 432
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Focus Pie Risk
Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once,” Jason said.
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Jason Princess Should
Being smart can make happiness elusive. Being REALLY smart can help you find it in more places than most.
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Elusive Helping Smart
Please don’t assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection
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Assault Causes Meat
For Frito-Lay!” – Newel and Doren
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Country Lay People Person
I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you’ve started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.
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Grandpa Hate Past
The love of reading can be contagious.
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Asparagus Love Reading
An unread book does nobody any good
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Book Nobody Unread
For each of us destiny is a blend of potential, circumstances, and choices.
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Choices Circumstances Destiny
Most pleasures are best as a seasoning, not the main course. p. 374
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Courses Main Course Pleasure
Hooves clomping over the whitewashed planks, Doren sprinted along the boardwalk after Rondus, a portly satyr with butterscotch fur and horns that curved away from each other. Puffing hard, Rondus cut through a gazebo and started down the stairs to the field.
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Cutting Skins Together

In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you.

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In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you.

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