What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
BRANDON MULLAfter all, as long as you know, why make when you can take?
More Brandon Mull Quotes
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Being smart can make happiness elusive. Being REALLY smart can help you find it in more places than most.
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It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.
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An occasional foray into negative emotions makes feeling normal that much sweeter.
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Then she imagined Hal giving a rousing eulogy at her funeral explaining how Kendra’s death was a beautiful sacrifice allowing the noble zombies to live on delighting future generations by mindlessly trying to eat them. With her luck it could totally happen.
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And you came back to Lyrian?” Galloran said in disbelief. “Believe it or not, I came through the same hippopotamus that brought me here the first time. Jumped into the tank on purpose.
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What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?” Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. “Nate Sutter.
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Nathan Sutter,” the teacher read. Here. My mother never calls me Nathan.” Is it Nate?” She calls me Honeylips.
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The surprise is on the far side.” “You’re sure?” “Positive.” “It better not be another fairy,” Seth said. “What’s the matter with fairies?” “I’ve already seen about a billion of them and also they turned me into a walrus.
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Faith isn’t knowledge, Rachel. Faith is a tool. Faith keeps us going until we get the knowledge. Faith keeps us striving until we reach the consequences of our most important decisions.
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He’s stubborn,” Tux warned in a singsong tone. “Stay out of this,” Mark spat. “And touchy,” Tux added.
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The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
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I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you’ve started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.
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Don’t let the brownies bite.
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break the rules pay the price
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When you have to jump, you jump.
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