Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once,” Jason said.
BRANDON MULLCan’t you home school me?” Nate pleaded. “You would never do any work.” (Nate’s mom) “Sounds perfect!
More Brandon Mull Quotes
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The surprise is on the far side.” “You’re sure?” “Positive.” “It better not be another fairy,” Seth said. “What’s the matter with fairies?” “I’ve already seen about a billion of them and also they turned me into a walrus.
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Causes have a way of tainting your reason until a person takes much bigger risks than sanity would otherwise allow.
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I was vanquished by a deer!’ A giant magical flying deer with fangs,’ Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a little better,’ Warren conceded. ‘Seth is in charge of my tombstone.
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Hooves clomping over the whitewashed planks, Doren sprinted along the boardwalk after Rondus, a portly satyr with butterscotch fur and horns that curved away from each other. Puffing hard, Rondus cut through a gazebo and started down the stairs to the field.
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Drake. He liked dangerous pies.” “Why did he join you?” “Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?” “Focus. Why did he join you?” “Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I’m getting a headache.” p. 432
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What’s the dog called?”Jason asked. “Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh.” “No, I meant his entire name.
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An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.
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He’s stubborn,” Tux warned in a singsong tone. “Stay out of this,” Mark spat. “And touchy,” Tux added.
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Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.
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I’ll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly — Grandma Ruth
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Fantasy leaves imaginations larger than it finds them.
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Do not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please.
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I blush to think of her beholding my work,” Verl confessed. So do we,” Newel assured him.
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You look tired,” Rachel told Jason. “I wish I could jog and sleep at the same time.” “Can’t you?” Ferrin asked, joining them at the little cascade. “I always imagined that you could sleep rolling down a mountainside in a barrel.” “I probably could today,” Jason conceded.
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Hard to call it a party without sardines.
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