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The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.

Brandon Mull

After all, as long as you know, why make when you can take?
BRANDON MULL

Knows Long
Some imagine the difference between heaven and hell to be a matter of geography. Not so. The difference is much more evident in the individuals who dwell there.
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Differences Heaven Matter
Excruciating agony makes me cranky.
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Agony Cranky Excrulating
In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you.
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Age Nymphs Youth
Say no to death pies. Another good motto.
BRANDON MULL

Another Good Motto Pie
Seth heard the rocking horse clattering down the staircase, the twang of bowstrings, and the overlapping beat of several other projectiles thudding against the door. “That was awesome,” Seth told Kendra. “You’re psychotic,” Kendra replied.
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Awesome Overlapping Projective Staircase
Might not hurt you to pick up a book, just as an experiment.” Whatever. I looked up the definition for ‘nerd’ in the dictionary. Know what it said?” “I bet you’ll tell me.” ” ‘If you’re reading this, you are one.’ ” You’re a riot.
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Bet Book Hurt Reading
An occasional foray into negative emotions makes feeling normal that much sweeter.
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Feelings Negative Normal
Most pleasures are best as a seasoning, not the main course. However you try to disguise it, you end up feeding without being nourished.
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Disguise Most Nourished
An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.
BRANDON MULL

Book Mind Stories
The girl with the long brown hair turned around. “Are you her boy friend?” she asked. Summer glanced from Crystal to Nate and back.
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Boys Girl Summer
Then question made her feel a little awkward. After all, she had saved him a seat. No, I’m her fiance,” Nate said. We’ve been promised to each other since birth.” Summer added. Our wedding isn’t until March.
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Made Promised Question Summer
….there is a difference between hearing and listening. You can’t always help what you hear. But you can control what holds your interest, what you choose to dwell on.
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Differences Hearing Listening
What’s the dog called?”Jason asked. “Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh.” “No, I meant his entire name.
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Dog Names
…even misplaced faith can help us gain knowledge. We try to be smart about where we put our faith and we adjust as we learn more.
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Gains Smart Trying
I blush to think of her beholding my work,” Verl confessed. So do we,” Newel assured him.
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Assured Confessed Thinking

The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.

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