Please don’t assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection
BRANDON MULLExcruciating agony makes me cranky.
More Brandon Mull Quotes
-
-
Was life like that? You could look ahead to the future or back to the past, but the present moved too quickly to absorb.
BRANDON MULL -
Don’t let the brownies bite.
BRANDON MULL -
For each of us destiny is a blend of potential, circumstances, and choices.
BRANDON MULL -
When you have to jump, you jump.
BRANDON MULL -
He’s stubborn,” Tux warned in a singsong tone. “Stay out of this,” Mark spat. “And touchy,” Tux added.
BRANDON MULL -
Let’s worry about fixing the problem instead of the blame.
BRANDON MULL -
Any simpleton can speak with confidence. Sometimes the greatest fools have the most bravado.
BRANDON MULL -
It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.
BRANDON MULL -
Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.
BRANDON MULL -
She refused to think of Neil, brave and quiet, whose reward for a heroic rescue was to be slowly devoured by strange cave balloons.
BRANDON MULL -
Nathan Sutter,” the teacher read. Here. My mother never calls me Nathan.” Is it Nate?” She calls me Honeylips.
BRANDON MULL -
I don’t know how you’re standing here. Yet you haven’t broken. Not where it matters. Having come this far, I’m not sure you can be broken.
BRANDON MULL -
An unread book does nobody any good
BRANDON MULL -
One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception.
BRANDON MULL -
Jason decided not to add that the best way to get him to focus on something was to tell him not to think about it.
BRANDON MULL