Hard to call it a party without sardines.
BRANDON MULLHard to call it a party without sardines.
BRANDON MULLbreak the rules pay the price
BRANDON MULLThe surprise is on the far side.” “You’re sure?” “Positive.” “It better not be another fairy,” Seth said. “What’s the matter with fairies?” “I’ve already seen about a billion of them and also they turned me into a walrus.
BRANDON MULLFor each of us destiny is a blend of potential, circumstances, and choices.
BRANDON MULLAn unread book does nobody any good
BRANDON MULLFantasy leaves imaginations larger than it finds them.
BRANDON MULLI’ll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly — Grandma Ruth
BRANDON MULLHello,” Newel said. “Look, Doren, we have visitors. Kendra, Seth, and … Muriel’s weirdo puppet.”….Newel grabbed Seth’s hand and shook it vigorously. “Congratulations. You just found yourself a secret entrance.” “So seriously,” Doren said. “What’s with the puppet?
BRANDON MULLLuck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.
BRANDON MULLI would read a book, okay, are you happy?” You had best be careful, Seth,” Grandma warned. “The love of reading can be contagious.” I just lost my appetite,” he declared.
BRANDON MULLRunning toward danger is foolhardy. … But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.
BRANDON MULLYou should keep following him. He’s the real mastermind. Shoo. Go hide.” No response. “Okay, how about you stand guard while I sleep. Keep the giants away. Sound good? All in favor, hold perfectly still. Fine, I guess we have a deal.
BRANDON MULLWhat’s the dog called?”Jason asked. “Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh.” “No, I meant his entire name.
BRANDON MULLThe only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
BRANDON MULLDo not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please.
BRANDON MULLWhen jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.
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