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It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.

Brandon Mull

You regress. Strong limbs become feeble, keen senses grow dull, hardy constitutions deteriorate. Beauty withers. Organs quit. You remember yourself in your prime, and wonder where that person went. As your wisdom and experience are peaking, your traitorous body becomes a prison.
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Constitution Deteriorate Person Remember Wonder
Drake. He liked dangerous pies.” “Why did he join you?” “Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?” “Focus. Why did he join you?” “Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I’m getting a headache.” p. 432
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Focus Pie Risk
The comforts of life as a fugitive,” Drake sighed. “Stumbling about in the dark without mounts.
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Comfort Dark Stumbling
Most pleasures are best as a seasoning, not the main course. However you try to disguise it, you end up feeding without being nourished.
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Disguise Most Nourished
The surprise is on the far side.” “You’re sure?” “Positive.” “It better not be another fairy,” Seth said. “What’s the matter with fairies?” “I’ve already seen about a billion of them and also they turned me into a walrus.
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Fairy Matter Sides
What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?” Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. “Nate Sutter.
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Ask Brain Three Two
Being smart can make happiness elusive. Being REALLY smart can help you find it in more places than most.
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Elusive Helping Smart
Nathan Sutter,” the teacher read. Here. My mother never calls me Nathan.” Is it Nate?” She calls me Honeylips.
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Call Mother Teacher
You’re free to dream however you wish,” Nollin teased. “But don’t ask the rest of us to share your unrealistic-” “Then don’t ask us to share your weakness!” Jason interrupted.
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Dream Share Unrealistic Weakness Wish
Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.
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Emotional Spiritual Suicide
I blush to think of her beholding my work,” Verl confessed. So do we,” Newel assured him.
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Assured Confessed Thinking
He’s stubborn,” Tux warned in a singsong tone. “Stay out of this,” Mark spat. “And touchy,” Tux added.
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Spats Stubborn Tone
Might not hurt you to pick up a book, just as an experiment.” Whatever. I looked up the definition for ‘nerd’ in the dictionary. Know what it said?” “I bet you’ll tell me.” ” ‘If you’re reading this, you are one.’ ” You’re a riot.
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Bet Book Hurt Reading
For Frito-Lay!” – Newel and Doren
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Country Lay People Person
Hooves clomping over the whitewashed planks, Doren sprinted along the boardwalk after Rondus, a portly satyr with butterscotch fur and horns that curved away from each other. Puffing hard, Rondus cut through a gazebo and started down the stairs to the field.
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Cutting Skins Together
She refused to think of Neil, brave and quiet, whose reward for a heroic rescue was to be slowly devoured by strange cave balloons.
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Brave Caves Thinking

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