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It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.

Brandon Mull

The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
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Jealous Riding Song
I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you’ve started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.
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Grandpa Hate Past
Jason decided not to add that the best way to get him to focus on something was to tell him not to think about it.
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Focus Jason Thinking
The girl with the long brown hair turned around. “Are you her boy friend?” she asked. Summer glanced from Crystal to Nate and back.
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Boys Girl Summer
Patience mimics the power of infinity.
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Infinity Patience Power
Hello,” Newel said. “Look, Doren, we have visitors. Kendra, Seth, and … Muriel’s weirdo puppet.”….Newel grabbed Seth’s hand and shook it vigorously. “Congratulations. You just found yourself a secret entrance.” “So seriously,” Doren said. “What’s with the puppet?
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Congratulations Hands Secret
Hard to call it a party without sardines.
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Hard Party Sardines
You look tired,” Rachel told Jason. “I wish I could jog and sleep at the same time.” “Can’t you?” Ferrin asked, joining them at the little cascade. “I always imagined that you could sleep rolling down a mountainside in a barrel.” “I probably could today,” Jason conceded.
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Cascade Sleep Tired Wish
Can’t you home school me?” Nate pleaded. “You would never do any work.” (Nate’s mom) “Sounds perfect!
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Home Mom School
When you have to jump, you jump.
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Belief Jump People
Any simpleton can speak with confidence. Sometimes the greatest fools have the most bravado.
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Fool Sometimes Speak
I’ll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly — Grandma Ruth
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Grandma Reading
He’s stubborn,” Tux warned in a singsong tone. “Stay out of this,” Mark spat. “And touchy,” Tux added.
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Spats Stubborn Tone
I wanted to keep others from wasting their time pursuing the Word. And I couldn’t ditch Rachel.” Galloran smiled. “Truly, you are possessed by that species of madness that begets heroism.
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Begger Possessed Pursuing Suppose
You’re free to dream however you wish,” Nollin teased. “But don’t ask the rest of us to share your unrealistic-” “Then don’t ask us to share your weakness!” Jason interrupted.
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Dream Share Unrealistic Weakness Wish
Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.
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Emotional Spiritual Suicide

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