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I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you’ve started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.

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Say no to death pies. Another good motto.
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Another Good Motto Pie
That was cool.’ You’re psychotic.
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Cool Person Psychotic
Drake. He liked dangerous pies.” “Why did he join you?” “Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?” “Focus. Why did he join you?” “Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I’m getting a headache.” p. 432
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Focus Pie Risk
I was vanquished by a deer!’ A giant magical flying deer with fangs,’ Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a little better,’ Warren conceded. ‘Seth is in charge of my tombstone.
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Flying Sound Tombstone
What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
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Awesome Dollars Idiot
Being smart can make happiness elusive. Being REALLY smart can help you find it in more places than most.
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Elusive Helping Smart
An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.
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Book Mind Stories
I will not know that day has come because I will not stop trying.
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Come Knows Stop Trying
break the rules pay the price
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Break Pay Price Rules
I would read a book, okay, are you happy?” You had best be careful, Seth,” Grandma warned. “The love of reading can be contagious.” I just lost my appetite,” he declared.
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Contagious Declared Happy Read
Then I’m going?” Kendra asked. The adults in the room exchanged tacit glances before nodding. Then we only have one more problem left to discuss,” Seth said. Everyone turned to him. How do I get invited
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Adults Nodding Rooms
Seth heard the rocking horse clattering down the staircase, the twang of bowstrings, and the overlapping beat of several other projectiles thudding against the door. “That was awesome,” Seth told Kendra. “You’re psychotic,” Kendra replied.
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Awesome Overlapping Projective Staircase
For each of us destiny is a blend of potential, circumstances, and choices.
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Choices Circumstances Destiny
You should keep following him. He’s the real mastermind. Shoo. Go hide.” No response. “Okay, how about you stand guard while I sleep. Keep the giants away. Sound good? All in favor, hold perfectly still. Fine, I guess we have a deal.
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Favor Guard Mastermind Response Sound
Please don’t assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection
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Assault Causes Meat
Hard to call it a party without sardines.
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Hard Party Sardines

I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you’ve started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.

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