It was an emergency!” Seth blurted. “Read my lips – emergency reading – not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap opera. And to save Fablehave.
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More Brandon Mull Quotes
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Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once,” Jason said.
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Patience mimics the power of infinity.
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The surprise is on the far side.” “You’re sure?” “Positive.” “It better not be another fairy,” Seth said. “What’s the matter with fairies?” “I’ve already seen about a billion of them and also they turned me into a walrus.
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Can you see the power emotion has to distort our outlook? Makes you wonder, did you have a bad day, or did you make it a bad day.” ~Fablehaven – Rise of the Evening Star
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We must set aside our wishes and give heed to reality. Nobody can accept the truth while hiding from it.
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Faith isn’t knowledge, Rachel. Faith is a tool. Faith keeps us going until we get the knowledge. Faith keeps us striving until we reach the consequences of our most important decisions.
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The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
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Any simpleton can speak with confidence. Sometimes the greatest fools have the most bravado.
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What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
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Can’t you home school me?” Nate pleaded. “You would never do any work.” (Nate’s mom) “Sounds perfect!
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It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.
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Say no to death pies. Another good motto.
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What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?” Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. “Nate Sutter.
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Making mistakes is part of learning to choose well. No way around it. Choices are thrust upon us, and we don’t always get things right.
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You should keep following him. He’s the real mastermind. Shoo. Go hide.” No response. “Okay, how about you stand guard while I sleep. Keep the giants away. Sound good? All in favor, hold perfectly still. Fine, I guess we have a deal.
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