Might not hurt you to pick up a book, just as an experiment.” Whatever. I looked up the definition for ‘nerd’ in the dictionary. Know what it said?” “I bet you’ll tell me.” ” ‘If you’re reading this, you are one.’ ” You’re a riot.
BRANDON MULLThen she imagined Hal giving a rousing eulogy at her funeral explaining how Kendra’s death was a beautiful sacrifice allowing the noble zombies to live on delighting future generations by mindlessly trying to eat them. With her luck it could totally happen.
More Brandon Mull Quotes
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Do not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please.
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Running toward danger is foolhardy. … But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.
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It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.
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Choices determine character.
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Was life like that? You could look ahead to the future or back to the past, but the present moved too quickly to absorb.
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Please don’t assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection
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Fablehaven’s awesome!!so is the candy shop war!
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My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don’t deserve it.
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Most pleasures are best as a seasoning, not the main course. p. 374
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Say no to death pies. Another good motto.
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I would read a book, okay, are you happy?” You had best be careful, Seth,” Grandma warned. “The love of reading can be contagious.” I just lost my appetite,” he declared.
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Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.
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I will not know that day has come because I will not stop trying.
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Hooves clomping over the whitewashed planks, Doren sprinted along the boardwalk after Rondus, a portly satyr with butterscotch fur and horns that curved away from each other. Puffing hard, Rondus cut through a gazebo and started down the stairs to the field.
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Drake. He liked dangerous pies.” “Why did he join you?” “Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?” “Focus. Why did he join you?” “Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I’m getting a headache.” p. 432
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