The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
BRANDON MULLMost pleasures are best as a seasoning, not the main course. However you try to disguise it, you end up feeding without being nourished.
More Brandon Mull Quotes
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…even misplaced faith can help us gain knowledge. We try to be smart about where we put our faith and we adjust as we learn more.
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I’ll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly — Grandma Ruth
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Then she imagined Hal giving a rousing eulogy at her funeral explaining how Kendra’s death was a beautiful sacrifice allowing the noble zombies to live on delighting future generations by mindlessly trying to eat them. With her luck it could totally happen.
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Hours of crisis often call for sacrifice. In matters of consequence, when have doubt and fear given the best advice? Why not heed faith, courage, and honor?
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Hard to call it a party without sardines.
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An unread book does nobody any good
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Please don’t assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection
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Do not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please.
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Causes have a way of tainting your reason until a person takes much bigger risks than sanity would otherwise allow.
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Let’s worry about fixing the problem instead of the blame.
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And you came back to Lyrian?” Galloran said in disbelief. “Believe it or not, I came through the same hippopotamus that brought me here the first time. Jumped into the tank on purpose.
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Seth hustled over. “What’s the password?” “Passwords are for sissies,” Warren’s muffled voice responded. “Works for me,” Seth said, unlocking the door and opening it.
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Nathan Sutter,” the teacher read. Here. My mother never calls me Nathan.” Is it Nate?” She calls me Honeylips.
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I was vanquished by a deer!’ A giant magical flying deer with fangs,’ Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a little better,’ Warren conceded. ‘Seth is in charge of my tombstone.
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Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.
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