I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
BRAD WILLIAMSThat is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.
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I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you’d be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
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If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
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I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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