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I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.

Brad Williams

It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Country Educated Extremely Laughing Silly
I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
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Dwarves Hate People
People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Done Hey People
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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Guy Like People
Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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Every Failing Now Then
I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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Comedian Menus
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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Funny Guy Guy Want
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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Comedian Confusing People
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Comedy Country People Told
In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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Aspect Entertainment Individual
I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.
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Comedian Issues
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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Country People Problem

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