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I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.

Brad Williams

I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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Comedian Menus
I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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Confusing Knows Opposites
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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Guy Like People
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Mean People Realized Seen
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
I admire ventriloquists, because I can’t do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can’t do what they do.
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Mean might Now Then
When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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Comedian Night Soldier
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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Asian Black People
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Issues Silly Trying
Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
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Careers Knows Years
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Awe Comic Havens Things
I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Enough Much Smart Too
Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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Important Now Then Trying

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