Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.
BRAD WILLIAMSI was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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I try not to be hateful.
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I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
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Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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