Sure, companies say they’re sensitive to their employees’ cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.

I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria’s face is frozen in that puckered position.
BRAD WILKERSON

Faces Frozen Sex
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
BRAD WILKERSON

Sex Ugly Wine
Sure, companies say they’re sensitive to their employees’ cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.
BRAD WILKERSON

Enemy Friday Heritage
They say that dog is man’s best friend, and I think it’s true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.
BRAD WILKERSON

Dog Men Sex
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the judge who sentenced me, that line is called a ‘medical degree’.
BRAD WILKERSON

Degree Judging Thinking
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
BRAD WILKERSON

Lines Sex Use

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