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As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.

Boris Johnson

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.
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Goodness Life Possible Pretty Time Writing
I’d like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.
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Education Goodness Myself
I’m no communist.I’m a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.
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Cutting People Want
The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
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Leader Party World
If gay marriage was OK … then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed three men and a dog.
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Dog Man Marriage Principle Relationship
When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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Conservatism Cycle Gold Power
I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
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Blame Leadership Life Myself
As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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Country England People Prime
Churchill knew instinctively what was wrong with communism – that it repressed liberty; that it replaced individual discretion with state control; that it entailed the curtailment of democracy, and therefore that it was tyrannous.
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Communism Democracy Replacement Tyranny Wrong
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Promise Work
Some people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It’s not. On the contrary, it’s a massive opportunity for this country.
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Country Himself Massive Opportunity People Thinking
It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and one can imagine that Blair, twice victor abroad but enmired at home, is similarly seduced by foreign politeness.
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Cheer Fall Queens
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Better Celebration Contribution Country
Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.
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Finding Help People Volunteer Work
The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
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Country Olympics People Scales
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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Chance Reason Vote Wife Yourself

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