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I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.

Boris Johnson

I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.
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Mad Needs Reality
Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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Compassion Feet Sight
Hitler showed the evil that could be done by the art of rhetoric. Churchill showed how it could help to save humanity.
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Art Evil Humanity
He thinks of himself as a gigantic keystone in the arch, with all the lesser stones logically induced to support his position. He has a kind of semi-ideology to go with it – a leftish Toryism: imperialist, romantic, but on the side of the working man.
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Ideology Lesser Logically Position
I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
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Country Place Want Work
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Barriers Break Breaking Down
People are woefully underestimating this country and what it can achieve.
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Achievement Country People
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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Birthday Cake Dessert
The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth.
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Cities Earth Volunteer
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Celebrate Country People
I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.
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Jump Love Swimming
The mayors fund for London will be a streamlined vehicle for getting money from the wealth creating sector to communities across London that are facing hardship and deprivation and are the victims of crime.
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Community Creating Hardship
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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Edge Night Prevent Sneak Yourself
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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Facts Icing Thinking
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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Chance Finding Myself
It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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Done Happens Writing

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