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David Lloyd George had been to Germany, and been so dazzled by the Führer that he compared him to George Washington. Hitler was a ‘born leader’, declared the befuddled former British Prime Minister.

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This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
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Benefits Chance Economy
Plus I think she can articulate what’s needed at the moment, which is a bit of an antidote to some of the gloom and negativity and misunderstanding about what the Brexit vote means.
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Misunderstanding Moment Negativity
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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Chance Reason Vote Wife Yourself
The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
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Leadership Tall World
Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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Anything Long Remember Say
I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
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Blame Leadership Life Myself
I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.
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Conclusion Mad Need Professional Reality
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Break Poor Restrain
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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Becoming Chance Redneck
My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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Better Ideas Trying World
Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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Compassion Excitement Sight
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Celebrate Country People
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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Edge Night Prevent Sneak Yourself
As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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Country England People Prime
I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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Healthy School Sweet
My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.
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Criticism Low Moments Skills Style Talk

David Lloyd George had been to Germany, and been so dazzled by the Führer that he compared him to George Washington. Hitler was a ‘born leader’, declared the befuddled former British Prime Minister.

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David Lloyd George had been to Germany, and been so dazzled by the Führer that he compared him to George Washington. Hitler was a ‘born leader’, declared the befuddled former British Prime Minister.

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