Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
BORIS JOHNSONWe need to look at our nannying, mollycoddled, politically correct culture in my view, which stops kids from going out and playing competitive sport. I also think we need to look at the shear fatness of the regulations which control people who want to help kids play sport.
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It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
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I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.
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I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth.
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I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.
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This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
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We split the atom, and now we have to get French or Korean scientists to help us build nuclear power stations. We perfected the finest cars on earth-and now Rolls-Royce is in the hands of the Germans.
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He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.
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This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope…
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We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.
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I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.
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You know, sometimes I don’t understand what’s wrong with us. This is just about the most creative and imaginative country on earth—and yet sometimes we just don’t seem to have the gumption to exploit our intellectual property.
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