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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

Boris Johnson

Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals.
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Deal Friendship Queue Trade
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Barriers Break Breaking Down
I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
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Country Place Want Work
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Work Promise
I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.
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Him Love Myself Passion Run
I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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Dance Documentary People Respect War World
Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market.
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Country Done January
We need to look at our nannying, mollycoddled, politically correct culture in my view, which stops kids from going out and playing competitive sport. I also think we need to look at the shear fatness of the regulations which control people who want to help kids play sport.
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Competition Help Kids Look Play Politics Sports Stop View
This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
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Benefits Chance Economy
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Better Celebration Contribution Country
Hitler showed the evil that could be done by the art of rhetoric. Churchill showed how it could help to save humanity.
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Art Evil Humanity
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Promise Work
All the people I talk to, increasingly, can see that the emperor has got no clothes. The case for leaving [the EU] is now overwhelming.
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Clothes Emperor Myself People Talk
I’m no communist.I’m a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.
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Cutting People Want
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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BMW Breast Voting Wife
Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine. You can see it all across southern Europe, you can see it, alas, in our country.
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Allow Country Ourselves Propose Serious

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

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