Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
BOB HOPE
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
More Boman Irani Quotes
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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