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I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno’s for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.

Bobby Moynihan

it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, but we couldn’t get him – it was with William Shatner. But if you watch it, Guy Fieri is sitting in the front row.
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Country Featured Front President Supposed
If you watched ‘Lost,’ sometimes the episodes were crazy good and sometimes you’re like, “That one was just sorta there.”
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Crazy Lost Sometimes
Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.
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Silly Together Voice
In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.
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Names Rap Real
I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno’s for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.
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Nine People Years
It’s not like you do ‘SNL’ and then get handed movie roles. You work, you audition for stuff and try to get it.
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Nice People Thinking
My first ‘SNL’ episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue.
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Firsts Guy Watches
When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.
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Citizen Drunk Rapper
I’m very bad with music. I don’t know any new music. I’ve listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.
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Album Life Music New Whole
I think, a lot of people, it’s the goal to be in movies or just to be working in general. But yeah, some of us get lucky and get some movie roles, and it’s nice.
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Lot Lucky Nice People Think Working
I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.
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Space Stealing Storage Trying
I’m not very big on politics. I’m a comedian and not that smart. I don’t have the mind capacity for it.
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Comedian Mind Smart
I’m very wary with impressions – I don’t think I’m very good at impressions, I hate doing them.
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Hate Impression Thinking
I never really read comics. I bought them, and I would draw them.
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