If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
BOB SAGETThe selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
More Bob Saget Quotes
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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