If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
BOB PHILLIPS

Circus Engagement Suffering
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
BOB PHILLIPS

Love Mind States
He took his misfortune like a man – he blamed it on his wife.
BOB PHILLIPS

Funny Man Relationship Wife
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
BOB PHILLIPS

Funny Marriage Want Wife
Teenagers complain there’s nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
BOB PHILLIPS

Inspirational Night Teenage
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
BOB PHILLIPS

Daughter Hot Water
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
BOB PHILLIPS

Everything Knows Persons

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