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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
BOB HOPE

Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
BOB HOPE

Frozen Guy People

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