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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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