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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPE

Better Couple Funny Humorous
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPE

Fighting Games Golf
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPE

Firsts Green Oscars
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
BOB HOPE

Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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