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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
BOB HOPE

Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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