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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
BOB HOPE

Drinking Night Suffering
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
BOB HOPE

Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPE

One Should Taxes Travel Years
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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