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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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