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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPE

Country Day Every Get Over People
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting

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