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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

Bob Hope

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

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