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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

Bob Hope

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People

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