I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
BOB HOPEThe only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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