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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Bob Hope

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

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