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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Bob Hope

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

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