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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPE

Fighting Games Golf
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
BOB HOPE

Funny Golf Same Time Together
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPE

One Should Taxes Travel Years
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPE

Singing Sweet Trying
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPE

Men President Six
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

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