Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPEThe only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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