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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
BOB HOPE

Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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