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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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