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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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