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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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