England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPEEngland occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPEBing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
BOB HOPEKids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPEBing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPEPebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEIf my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPEThe only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPENow that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
BOB HOPEI went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPEWhen she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPEKissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
BOB HOPE