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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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