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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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