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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.

Bob Hope

I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree

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