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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.

Bob Hope

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

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