It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
BOB HOPEAll British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEA James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPETiming is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPEThe service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPEThere was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEWe didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPEGolf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPEPebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPEYou can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPE