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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.

Bob Hope

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six

It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.

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