Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEI’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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