To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
BOB HOPEI’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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