Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPEI’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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