Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEI’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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